Adam Jadhav and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Bank
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Included below: audio narration of parts of the tale; look for the play button.
Apologies in advance for some colorful language. Not intended for underage consumption. Inspired by a true story, protected by opinion privilege, and forgiven because of creative license/satire. And, for the record, the line about the Post-it note is nearly a direct quote.
PROLOGUE
Having just moved to Chicago for the summer, Adam Jadhav needed a bank. Actually, he needed a place to cash checks. And he didn’t really want to pay incredible fees to the seedy pawnbroker down the street from where he lived.
Conveniently, a rather large bank called JPMorgan Chase (hereafter, as “The Bank”) operated a branch on the ground floor of the office building where Adam worked. Adam dropped by one afternoon and learned that The Bank was old and well established.
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